dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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