And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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