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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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