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I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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