YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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