People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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