so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
Randomize
