Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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