I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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