I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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