Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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