saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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