Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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