I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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