does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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