Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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