is your mom at the bar?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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