i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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