You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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