How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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