Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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