Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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