i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize