i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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