THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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