It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
sex in a hospital.. check
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
