smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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