just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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