It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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