normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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