On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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