i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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