I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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