Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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