But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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