hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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