Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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