And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
