You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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