thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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