Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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