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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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