accomplished twins. life is a go
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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