At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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