Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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