hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
