How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Are we still banned from the library?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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