we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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