Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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