how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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