this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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