She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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